I love Spongebob so much that

I should marry him. Oh wait, I'm already married. Well, anyway, I love him. I love him!

Wait, no really, I love Ashley. Yes, it's really Ashley and her amazing kids that I love.

I had to make a quick trip to my mom's yesterday and had a H-E-hockey stick-hockey stick of a trip there. Jaden was not feeling the car. I finally, lulled him to sleep about 30 miles and a stop after beginning our trip. I sang Jesus loves me, Jesus loves the little children and This little light of mine over and over until he finally stopped crying long enough to go to sleep.

On the way home, no amount of Jesus songs were working. We stopped in Winfield and picked up some ibuprofen. I know his throat was sore already and by the time we got to Winfield, he was hoarse. We walked around the store a while and as soon as he saw the truck, he started crying again. I had to get home anyway. Just as I hit K15, I thought, "come on, I have to have some kid music in here somewhere. Please, please, please let me find some kid music somewhere!!" I looked and low and behold, Ashley's kiddos left their Spongebob CD in my truck yet again. (insert the angels singing Hallelujah)

Jaden loves Spongebob's voice. I don't know what it is. As soon as he heard his voice, he was quiet the rest of the way home. So, no matter how I ever felt about Spongebob before, he will always bring endearing thoughts to my heart now. He soothed my baby boy for almost 45 minutes! Something even I couldn't do!